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  That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers

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• (818): View more from California

  When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone

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