I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.