I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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