You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I could have mohawked her pubes.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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