Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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