According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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