fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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