i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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