Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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