Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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