But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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