last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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