im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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