Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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