Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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