can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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