is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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