Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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