i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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