CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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