is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The best revenge is premature balding
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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