She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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