Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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