what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
This toilet bowl is my home.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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