already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You were trust falling into bushes
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
