Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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