Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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