this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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