do herpes really smell.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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