My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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