In the future we'll all be gay
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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