My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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