I hate all girls vehemently.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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