ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Randomize
