i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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