Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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