dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
no you cant smoke seaweed
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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