its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
This is the high leading the old right now
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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