Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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