Porn is love you can see.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Randomize
