OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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