We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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