there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You were trust falling into bushes
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
