He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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