Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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