Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
This baby is an asshole
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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