Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
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White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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