Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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