She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
How naked do you want me to be?
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