Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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