Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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