We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
