is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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