How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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