sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
