Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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