grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I have aggressive nipples.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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