im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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